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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?Ģ6.
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What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Ģ5. What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?Ģ4. They invite them over to Netflix and swill.Ģ2. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car? What do you call a pig who does karate?Ģ0. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?ġ9. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?ġ6. What kind of work do pigs do after school?ġ5. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.ġ4. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?ġ2. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?ġ1. Why are pigs awful basketball players?ġ0. They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”ĩ. Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?ħ. What do you call a laundromat for pigs?ĥ. Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?Ģ. In other words, we’re a one-stop-shop for all things fun and silly.ġ. And your adult friends will love some of these more grown-up jokes. Your preschooler will love jokes about pumpkins and ghosts. If for some strange reason animal jokes aren’t your sty-le, that’s okay, too. And, if you don’t? Well, you should still get an oinkling of amusement out of this collection of puns.īy the way, don’t let your lack of swine love ruin your fun. So, if you’ve got a pig lover in your house, be prepared to share these jokes with them. Their IQ is higher than a dog’s and even some primates and young children. And although they may not look like much, pigs are very intelligent. Pigs can be as loud as a supersonic airliner, and they can run up to 11mph.
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In addition to being hilarious, pigs are also super interesting creatures. They take being a pig or owning a pig to an all-new level of silliness. Ready for a snort or two? These pig puns and jokes are every farmer’s true reason for laughing.